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The Very Stable Geniuses at Interactive Health Introduce a “Smoking Recession Program”

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Interactive Health has once again proven themselves worthy of the 2017 Wellness Industry Deplorables Award.

How do we know this? They recently announced the industry’s first “smoking recession program.”

I don’t smoke, but it would be worth taking up the habit just to see what is entailed in this Smoking Recession Program, because otherwise they are keeping the contents under wraps, presumably so that previous winners of the Deplorables Award don’t copy them.

One possibility, suggested by Alert Reader Jon Robison, is that a great way to quit smoking is to lose your job and no longer be able to afford the habit.

Another possibility is that Interactive Health wants smokers to switch to Parliament, which offers a recessed filter.

Interactive Health’s idea behind the recessed filter is probably that because your lungs are farther away from the smoke, you live longer.



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3 Comments

  1. Sam Lippe says:

    Best-ever headline.

    Like

  2. billfabrey says:

    Yes, Dizzy Dean was a great philosopher—but unknown to most younger people!

    Liked by 1 person

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