Surviving Workplace Wellness With Your Dignity, Finances and Major Organs Intact, a publication of the THCB Press, is the funniest healthcare book ever. It’s also the only book sure to save you from your employer’s workplace wellness vendor. They’ve been brought on board at your workplace to supposedly supply wellness. In fact, all they will do is poke, prod, and pry, all the while selling you and and your employer a bill of goods about the value and effectiveness of their brand of wellness. Don’t be fooled by people who know you as an IP address and not a person.

Why read this? Well, why would you not read it instead of continuing to believe that medicalizing the workplace enhances health and reduces costs — by a whoppingly head-scratching 230%, as US Corporate Wellness announced. The salient points of contrast between that viewpoint and ours are:

(1) Surviving Workplace Wellness talks about outcomes achievable right here on this very planet;
(2) Surviving Workplace Wellness uses arithmetic instead of controlled substances.

Two wildly different methodologies, two wildly different worldviews, two wildly different grips on reality. How did this happen? Well, it turns out that most wellness vendors were absent the day the teacher covered arithmetic, and, like US Corporate Wellness, never learned that you can’t reduce a number by more than 100%. (The blame for this field’s rampant innumeracy falls squarely on the backs of our nation’s truant officers.)

You’ll learn lots of morsely morsels:

–Why friends don’t let friends do workplace wellness
–Why it’s time for the wellness industry to admit to doping
–Why your HR department has decided that “playing doctor” will make employees happy whether they like it or not

You’ll see how, as the editor of a wellness journal noted, we “create controversy where none exists.” We guess that makes us no better than Woodward and Bernstein. This is the best – and funniest – book ever written on how wellness can be hazardous to your health. That statement can easily be verified two ways. First, simply look at the Amazon and published reviews. Second, it’s the only book ever written on this topic. So beat the mad rush to the remainder bin and place your order with Amazon today. And, if you work for US Corporate Wellness, we’ll give you a special discount of 230%…as soon as they show us how to calculate it.

The Affordable Care Act (aka Obamacare) makes workplace wellness seem like the answer to the country’s medical cost control dilemma. It would be if you were praying for unncessary medical care, invasion of privacy, and medically inappropriate biometric testing. Don’t get sucker punched by the biggest delusion in Obamacare. Survive workplace wellness, with your dignity, finances and major organs intact! Click on the image to buy your copy of the Surviving Workplace Wellness today.

Read the THCB Press release here.