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Dog bites man: Large new study shows wellness loses money

So I just got word of another of Ron Goetzel’s signature moves–spreading rumors among my business contacts. (How’s that worked out, Ron?)

Typically the “tell” is that a contact will ask me: “Hey, is it true that you eat your young?”

I’ll reply: “Lemme guess. Goetzel.”

“How’d you know?” would be the response.

Just for the record, because things I say have a way of being misquoted or misinterpreted, I do not eat my young, my old, my middle-aged or anyone else. Not for breakfast, lunch, or dinner. Or even between-meal snacks.


This happened again last week. My signature response to Ron’s signature move is, invariably, when-they-go-low-we-go-high.  I simply shine a light on a wellness outcome, embarrassing him and his cronies.  With the exception of US Preventive Medicine, which somehow manages to noticeably reduce risk in a population, these are quite predictably unfavorable. That’s on a good day. On a bad day, they actually harm employees.

Unfortunately, there hadn’t been a good wellness outcome to analyze in months.

And then, yesterday, a deus ex machinaThe Journal of the American Medical Association just published the second year of the University of Illinois study showing, as usual, that:

Wellness. Doesn’t. Work.

This Seinfeld-like result showed no change in risk factors, after two years. The only “positive” was that more employees had PCPs, an outcome which could have just as easily been acheived by saying: “Hey, everyone, go get a PCP. We’ll give you the $100 we would have wasted by paying a wellness vendor.”

Cost savings?  Haha, good one.

It will be interesting to hear the wellness industry’s excuse for this one. Because after the first year, the excuse from the vendor-infested National Business Group on Health was: “The lack of first-year cost savings should not be surprising.” For the second year, I guess they’ll just cross out the word “first,” and replace it with “second,” using a sharpie.


How, one might ask, do these people even stay in business after 12 studies in a row show an epic fail?  Here is how. This is a comment on a previous article that was just recently forwarded to me:

I know I’m late joining the discussion, but I nonetheless felt the need to contribute. I worked as an analyst for one of the corporate wellness providers on Al’s shit list, so I have an insider’s perspective. I ran some of our client’s ROIs. People love to quote them – including some of the commenters below [Michael O’Donnell, Ron Goetzel, etc.] and the sad thing is that we often base our arguments on what these ROIs are, as though they are fact. They are not.

Our models are based off poorly reviewed industry research, which would be laughed at in the econ graduate program I attended. That aside, I produced an ROI using their model – a model that I would have been embarassed to defend to anyone.

The result was a negative ROI, but when I emailed my supervisor the result, he called me into his office and told me verbatim: “We aren’t allowed to have a negative ROI. Go fix it.” I argued with him about how our already crappy model would be completely devoid of integrity and would render the results meaningless if I were to cherry pick variables to yield a favorable outcome, but that fell on deaf ears.

Additionally, our contracts often had a clause that penalized us if we did not “deliver” on a pre-agreed upon ROI. Talk about incentivizing us to cheat! During my tenure I never once witnessed a client question our methodology in any meaningful way.

So it’s back on you, the employer, to put the kibosh on these wellness people, since they are clearly not on the honor system.

While you do that, I am going to go have something to eat. Perhaps liver, with a nice chianti.

Surprise bills meet COVID: What you need to know

Ooooh….yikes. We just did a webinar on this very topic, with Dave Chase and Doug Aldeen. And you missed it. We know what it feels like to miss things.

So, there is a reprise, covering surprise medical bills and COVID, being offered next Thursday, at 2 PM EDT, by our friends at a wellness company called Wellable. Yes, I know it seems out-of-character for us to use the phrase “our friends at a wellness company,” but there are plenty of upstanding wellness companies that we are thrilled to be associated with, like US Preventive Medicine, with whom we may do a joint webinar this summer.

Indeed many stranger things have happened. Case in point: Ron Goetzel himself — the very same Ron Goetzel who we have blown the whistle on multiple times — once publicly gave Quizzify a shout-out as being “lots of fun and very clever.”  That was before he tried walk it back, like in this Seinfeld episode. 


So what’s going on here?

No, we haven’t all just entered this.

Nor have pods taken over our bodies. (Though I suspect, if pods had taken over our bodies, they wouldn’t admit it.)

Quite the opposite, we find common ground with almost any ethical, competent company in this field, of which Wellable is one.

We invite you to join their webinar and look forward to answering your questions.

Spoiler alert: we have figured out how to solve your surprise bill problem, for most non-elective situations, by combining Marty Makary’s “battlefield consent” with reference-based pricing. You can implement this solution very easily. 

No need to take our word for this. Our solution was featured in the New York Times.


Seats are limited, so register as fast as you can…

 

 

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